Now that the initial flurry of hits from Punk Planet has slowed, by far the most common reason for people to visit this site seems to be searching for Golden Retriever on Google. I get about 15 to 20 hits a day from this, and most of those visitors all head straight to the relevant post, look at the picture and leave again without even listening to the song. Get Smart and Casey Kasem are distant second and third.
What’s even weirder, and more weird, is that I’m not even on the first ten pages of listings on Google for that search, meaning apparently that the world is full of people that are prepared to sift through more than ten pages of hits about Golden Retrievers looking for something new. For all I know, I’m not even on the first fifty pages, I only checked the first ten.
This must stop. I’m not actually a Golden Retriever. Nor am I really associated with Golden Retrievers in any way. It’s just a song.